Sunday 30 August 2015

GIG 3 - Live Rooms, Chester

Played extra songs due to a band pulling out. Not many people there - maybe ten

BOYS WITH BEARDS
FUCK OFF
NAZI LINE DANCERS FUCK OFF
NEVER TRUST A DENTIST
SERVICE RESUMED
YOU MAKE ME WANT TO HATE YOU
FUCKING JERK
TOP KNOT GO FUCK YOUR WIFE
GHETTO SCUM
HOW CAN YOU DIE WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD
PROZAC PUNKS
NAZI LINE DANCERS FUCK OFF
NEVER TRUST A DENTIST
SERVICE RESUMED
YOU MAKE ME WANT TO HATE YOU
BOYS WITH BEARDS


Thursday 13 August 2015

GIG 2 - Fall Of Dysphoria / Event Horizon / Spam Javelin @ The Royal, Colwyn Bay

(review by Steve Coxon)
As I scanned the room I observed a couple of old punks who were still carrying the torch for anti establishment albeit a dimmed version of it , but it did make me wish Id adorned the old Bike Jacket and Slaughter and the Dogs Tee shirt once again. Enter centre stage Spam Javelin!! Now take note young-uns!! One of the guys in this trio is old enough to be your dad and he’s showing you how to put on a show. Guitarist and “Vocalist”, Crud is moving around like a fucked up Wilko Johnson after having lessons at the Ministry of Silly Walks. He’s having such a great time of it, it seems that it slips his mind to get to the Mic to scream “FUCK OFF”. The pace of each song is fierce and at times it almost sounds like the music is being played backwards. Bass is provided by the aptly named Brute, his bass rig protesting to the pounding by flashing its “clip” light to the rhythm and giving a tone that would make Lemmy weep. There’s no crazy movement from this fella though, he’s like a rock, only stepping forward to share vocal duties providing the blood chilling aggression to the lyric.
I tried to place where Id seen the drummer before, he was somewhat familiar but alluded me for a while, then it hit me. I’m pretty sure he was the kung fu antagonist Crispin Glover in the 2010 remake of Charlie’s Angels..well he certainly provided the chops and double kicks to drive these boys forward
With tongues firmly fixed in cheek these lads put on a great show to an old punk like me and reminded me fondly of UK SUBS, Angelic Upstarts but with a contemporary aggression that makes them current. How can you go wrong with lyrics such as “ Look there at that fucking dick, makes me want to smash his face with a brick”. I bought the CD and listened to it on the way home and knew it by heart by the time I arrived….I’ve left it it in the CD player with the volume full up, Im sure my wife will enjoy it too when she switches the engine on to go to work in the morning…some things are for sharing.
So , “Who takes the blame?” Well, I’m afraid its us 20th century punks!



GIG 75 - The Marine, Old Colwyn

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